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  Whole Lot Of Shifting Going On

  Baba Yaga Adventures, Book 1

  Donna McDonald

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  Copyright © 2018 by Donna McDonald

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  No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the author, except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events, or locales is coincidental.

  The Author of this Book has been granted permission by Robyn Peterman to use the copyrighted characters and/or worlds created by Robyn Peterman in this book. All copyright protection to the original characters and/or worlds of the Magic and Mayhem series is retained by Robyn Peterman.

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  Contents

  Foreword

  Book Description

  Prologue

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Other Books By This Author

  About the Author

  Foreword

  Blast Off with us into the Magic and Mayhem Universe!

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  I’m Robyn Peterman, the creator of the Magic and Mayhem Series and I’d like to invite you to my Magic and Mayhem Universe.

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  What is the Magic and Mayhem Universe, you may ask?

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  Well, let me explain…

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  It’s basically authorized fan fiction written by some amazing authors that I stalked and blackmailed! KIDDING! I was lucky and blessed to have some brilliant authors say yes! They have written brand new stories using my world and some of my characters. And let me tell you… the results are hilarious!

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  So here it is! Blast off with us into the hilarious Magic and Mayhem Universe. Side splitting books by fantabulous authors! Check out each and every one. You will laugh your way to a magical HEA!

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  For all the stories, go to magicandmayhemuniverse.com. Grab your copy today!

  Book Description

  What happens when the ultimate Shifter Whisperer can’t solve a simple shifting problem?

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  Being a Shifter Whisper is the life Hildy chose to devote her witch power to, but it hasn’t worked out like she’d hoped.

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  Her sexy bear mate? Gone. Chuck’s committed to someone else in way she would never ask him to ignore.

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  Her Prada wardrobe? That’s gone too. Donated and sacrificed by order of Gaia. You don’t need much to live in a cave, but wearing a blanket every day is a real low point.

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  Her sense of humor? Totally gone. Her life is too sucktastic to laugh about the death of all her dreams.

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  Why is she now back in the crazy shifter town of Assjacket and living in a creepy, run-down house that belongs in a horror movie? Because Gaia wants her there to solve a problem. Shifters are turning into nightmare versions of their animals.

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  And if she fails to find the answer? According to the Baba Yaga, the Goddess Morgana, and Gaia, every shifter in the world will be doomed.

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  There’s a whole lot of shiftin’ going on, but none of it is normal.

  Prologue

  When he roused long enough to realize it was someone knocking that woke him, Chuck reluctantly pulled on pants and hustled to the door of his rented cottage. He hoped it was Hildy not letting him sleep in this morning. Sometimes she came early and brought honey muffins. The love of his life wasn’t a very good cook, but she was quite the baker.

  A smile lit his face when he saw it actually was Hildy. But why was she frowning at him? And why was her thumb pointing down? He tilted his head to the side, trying to figure it out.

  “Hi, babe. Does your thumb have a cramp in it?”

  “No. It means to look down,” the witch of his dreams ordered flatly.

  Chuck instantly obeyed because he always wanted to make Hildy happy. He bent closer when he saw three small wrapped bundles inside a huge basket.

  His gaze came back to hers, and he got a peculiar feeling in his gut. This strange situation did not make him happy, but a man—or a bear—would never turn his back out of fear. Chuck would face all his problems head-on, especially if they concerned his witch.

  “I don’t understand. How can you have babies, Hildy? I thought we were waiting until we could mate properly and be together forever. Did you have one of those Ejaculate Misconceptions people are always talking about?”

  Hildy held out a note to the very sexy but sometimes stupid bear that she now had to forget existed. Goddess, she hoped she could forget him.

  She made sure not to touch Chuck as he slipped the folded paper from her fingers.

  “The proper term for what you’re thinking about is Immaculate Conception… and no, it didn’t happen to me. Just read the note, Chuck. It explains everything. Surely a shifter with two academic degrees can’t mistake what it says no matter how much trouble he has with his common sense.”

  “This note?” Chuck asked, holding it up but still not understanding the paper she’d given him. He always found it difficult to think before he’d had breakfast. He crumpled the paper in his fingers, looked down at the babies, and then back up to see Hildy walking away.

  How could any woman leave her babies?

  “Hildy—wait! You’re leaving your babies. Where are you going?”

  “They’re not my children. As for where I’m going, I’m leaving to study with Gaia like I should have done when I first got to Assley, West Virginia—emphasis on the ass. The Jezibaba, Zenos, and Emeritus all told me I needed to complete my training before I got too entrenched here. Gaia kept sending messengers to remind me, but still, I refused to commit, and all because I didn’t want to leave you. Well, now I’m finally leaving, Chuck. Living in a cave holds more appeal than staying here and watching you raise bear cubs that aren’t mine.”

  “Leaving for your training I get, but I don’t understand the rest. You’re my mate. We belong together.”

  Hildy stopped walking and turned back to glare. “I’m not your mate and the proof of that is in the basket at your stupid bear feet.” She glanced a final time at the babies. “I checked them over as much as I knew how to do. They’re all healthy and should do fine if you feed and take care of them. Goodbye, Chuck. Good luck with your cubs.”

  “My cubs?” Chuck wanted to chase after Hildy and find out why she was so mad, but the bundles started wiggling and complaining. Heartsick about his future mate leaving, he lifted the basket and inspected the blanket-wrapped little ones.

  They looked completely human to him, but then most shif
ters did until they were at least nine or ten. For bears, puberty hit hard after that age, and a bear shifter grew to a full adult within a few short years. His adolescence had taken less than two years, but he’d been really, really motivated by the woman walking away from him.

  “Babies come from love. If I’d made babies with someone, I think I would have known it,” Chuck grumbled to himself, thinking of his celibate existence. He looked at the path through the woods and at Hildy’s stiff back. Surely his future mate didn’t think the babies were his, did she?

  Chuck set the basket gently back down on his step and finally opened the note Hildy had given him.

  Dear Chuck the Bear,

  I’ll never forget the week we spent together and now neither will you. Congratulations. You’re the father of triplets. I never want to see any of you again. Kill them or keep them. I don’t care. I have more important things to do in my life than raise your cubs.

  Your ex-girlfriend,

  Issy

  PS. I had the babies delivered by courier to your local healer to see if they needed to be treated for fleas. I had no idea and figured she would.

  Chuck scratched his head. Outside of his puberty, when adolescent bears took to the wild in all ways, he didn’t think he’d lost biological control of himself since. Once he’d mastered switching between his bear form and his human one, there’d been only one female on his mind.

  Once he’d figured his heart out, he’d gone to claim Hildy only to find she was in the middle of her Baba Yaga test. Worse still, he’d gotten bear-napped by a competing witch. After Hildy saved him and gave up being Baba Yaga to become a healer, Chuck had thought he and Hildy had a real chance. But a still deeply conflicted Hildy had continued to refuse him for nearly a year now. What would happen to their relationship if she left town completely?

  “I don’t know anything about cubs. What am I supposed to do with you?” Chuck mused aloud as he studied the bundles in the basket.

  There was a bear way to find out if they were his though. He wished he’d thought of it before Hildy went stomping off mad through the woods on her way back to town.

  He shifted into a bear and reached down into the basket to randomly lift one of the babies and bring it closer to his keen nose. One sniff was all it took. Chuck couldn’t explain their existence but instantly knew the wiggling bundles were part of his family.

  Though he couldn’t recall being with their mother, bear rules were bear rules. He could never send babies away that smelled like they did.

  Chuck very carefully replaced the one he’d sniffed back into the basket. Then he shifted back to human and carried them all into his house.

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  One very long year, nine horrid months, and four frustrating days later…

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  Hildy shook her head and continued making the poultice. “I can’t help right now. My training’s not over. Ask me again in three months.”

  Carol brushed a spider-web off her bare shoulder and shuddered at the dinginess everywhere. Oil lanterns scattered around had turned the ceiling black. Every surface in the cave was covered with dirt. The magic fire in the hearth and the small bubbling cauldron hanging over it were the only pleasant things about the space.

  In her role as witch protectress, Carol had faced off oozing demons and foul-smelling trolls as well as many other unsavory and stinky creatures. None of them compared with the one she was facing now.

  Her once pristine and uber fashion-conscious friend was today dressed in an old and dirty blanket with a hole cut out for her head. She’d bet her best wand that Hildy had a closet full of expensive size six designer clothes stashed somewhere. No way would she have given them up.

  Carol crossed her arms and glared. Had Gaia’s training turned Hildy into this filthy blanket wearing crone?

  “Goddess, this cave is a worse place than the prison where I incarcerate magicals. At least the prison has some natural light coming into the cells.”

  She heard Hildy laughing at her comments, which meant she’d indeed spoken her thoughts aloud, but the laughter wasn’t friendly or amused. It was just mean sounding.

  In less than two years, her best friend in the world had turned into a shriveled-up, miserable version of the carefree and loving woman she used to be. And Hildy’s hair… Goddess, no words even came to mind. She was not going to mention the condition of Hildy’s hair. That might be a tipping point.

  Carol dropped her Baba Yaga arrogance and showed her long-time friend and witch sister her true feelings—a risk she couldn’t take very often. Being Baba Yaga required she not show favor to anyone, but Hildy was like a sister to her. She was also the only being on Earth who was worth eating humble pie in order to help.

  “Talk to me, Hildy. You look mad enough to turn a dragon into a fish again. If Thane weren’t already dead, I’d be wondering if he’d returned. What’s got your hot pants—I mean, blanket—so twisted out of shape? Please tell me you’re just grouchy from not getting any bear nookie.”

  Hildy ignored Carol’s ranting inquisition but their bickering did remind her of better times in her life. “Maybe I grew up while I was doing this training. Life changes a person, Carol. You’ve changed too.”

  “Not as much as you have—and not in the same way. Your miserable attitude blows,” Carol argued.

  Hildy shrugged off Carol’s concerns. “Everything important is fine. In three months, Gaia will bestow the rest of my healing powers. After that, I’ll do some scrying to see where I should go to set up shop. It’s been a long and dirty two years, but I’ve managed to survive it. I can’t say it was enjoyable, but I learned a lot.”

  Carol pointed a finger at Hildy. “Ha! I call bullshit on the surviving story. You’re living in a creepy place and refuse to admit it. I bet you leave here with post-traumatic stress because you spend so much time alone.”

  Hildy rolled her eyes. “Trust me—I get plenty of company. Zenos and the Jezibaba stop by now and again. The cats come to visit me every week. They insist on keeping me updated about the latest gossip in Assley, West Virginia—major emphasis on the ass part.”

  “That doesn’t surprise me. Those three cats have their nosy whiskers stuck in everything,” Carol muttered under breath.

  “I hear Dee-Dee, the deer shifter, is updating the booths in the diner. And I hear Roger the rabbit is talking about getting a therapy degree and hanging out a shingle. I also hear the werewolf turf wars are calming down now that Mac has stepped up and declared himself the shifter king.”

  “Yes, but did you hear Mac went to Australia and came back with a young kangaroo buck in tow? Speculations are that he had a wild fling and brought home his love child. I think he rescued the kid. Whatever the case, the bugger is the cutest little joey you’ve ever seen and he loves to cook.”

  “Sounds like everyone’s getting a family. Good for them,” Hildy muttered.

  Carol heard the pain in Hildy’s voice but pushed away her empathy. It wouldn’t do Hildy any good to keep feeling sorry for herself. “And don’t sneer about Roger’s kind-hearted ambitions. The rabbit’s trying out his counseling skills to help with the current shifter problem going on in Assley. He must be okay because he’s keeping the more severely affected shifters from jumping off a cliff.”

  “I’m sorry but I can’t imagine someone as perverted as Roger counseling people. Get real, Carol.”

  “I’m being very real… and you know I call’em as I see’em. That’s why I’m here.” Carol dusted the front of her clothes hoping to scare the spiders away. Every creature in the cave was listening to their conversation. “There’s a whole lot of shifting going on in Assley and none of it is normal. Everyone is turning into horror movie versions of their inner animal.”

  “Chuck majored in chemistry. Has he tested the water? Though you might want to get a second opinion since he tends to forget things.” Hildy glared back when Carol glared at her question. “Don’t give me that look. It’s a legitimate query. He’s smart as he
ll, but sometimes that bear can’t find his own pants.”

  Carol huffed. “Of course Chuck tested the water, and his findings were just fine. This is some other kind of problem, Hildy.”

  Hildy shook her head. “Yes, it is. It’s a Baba Yaga kind of problem. I’m just a shifter healer.”

  “Don’t make me zap your ass. I can do it remotely now.”

  “Okay, Baba Stump-The-Yaga, then here’s my opinion of the matter. Under this blanket, I’m as tattooed as any druid. The Earth speaks to me now, and it’s declining responsibility. The problem sounds like a wacky transfiguration spell to me. And since the issue has nothing to do with Gaia or the Earth ergo the half-ass shifting problem is officially not mine to solve.”

  “You were their healer before you left them, Hildy. And I thought you intended to live in Podunkville to be close to your big old dumb blond teddy bear.

  “No, what I said was that Assley, West Virginia was the armpit of the world. I never wanted to be their healer in the first place. Gaia and the Jezibaba gave me no choice.”

 

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